Let me get this straight:
Metalynx yields 4 EVs. 1 for Sp DEF? Okay. 1 for... Speed... Its lowest stat. And TWO for its Sp ATK, which is its second-lowest stat and hasn't changed since its 1st form?!?
Blubelrog. A fully evolved 3 stage evolution Pokemon. Yields ONE EV.
Feliger also yields 4 EVs. Including 2 for Speed. ...For FELIGER!
Trawpint yields 2 ATK EVs, which is literally its lowest stat.
Tikiki and Frikitiki allegedly yield literally NOTHING. Which, aside from being nonsensical, is just insulting when you consider that arguably the worst Pokemon in the game (Barand) still yields an EV.
Tracton yields 2 DEF EVs despite that being its second-lowest stat.
Hazma yields 2 Sp ATK EVs despite having 3 other higher stats, all of which are defensive in nature.
Oblivicorn gets shafted yet again, in this case by only yielding 2 EVs instead of 3 like Kiricorn.
The entire Sea Monster Trio is apparently going to have at least 1 EV that is outdone by at least 3 other stats. (I give Lanthan a pass for the 2 ATK EVs because it does have the Sheer Force ability after all.)
And finally both Aotius and Mutios are apparently going to have an EV that is equal to or lower than every other stat they have.
So I say again: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?